Bitches be like “I went up to work and back when were you going to get up?”
When were you going to tell me what time we’re leaving?!?!?? >.
Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE
BUT IT TURNED INTO CANNIBALISM
hello friend if you are sad here are some pictures of hamsters shoving food in their faces
look at him stuffin’ his face
eatin’ his corns
look at that grape it looks so big in his paws
kudos to you eatin your veggies, lil’ guy
i’m not sure what that is but damn he must be enjoyin’ it
grape-ity grape grape grapes
I shat 5lbs of bricks when I realized my mom asked me to clean out the refrigerator at 350 and she was going to be waking up within the next half hour.
is this the hunger games?
ARE YOU LOVIN’ IT
I would definitely shit my pants.
that day, mcdonalds recieved a grim reminder
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UN WIE SIND DA BIG MAC